Exoticbuffalo and I were hanging out today, and she asked me to post this. Witness my insanity and quiver in fear.
My husband lay is a mother fucking unicorn. He trotted over to me where I was lying in a meadow in some clouds and nuzzled my nether regions. He quickly thrusted his horn made of fairy dust and moonlight deep inside of me and after a few thrusts he jizzed rainbows. We will have a plethora of skittle babies and live in a diamond castle. My vagina hurts, cuz horns are sharp and shit. Get at me.